RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “It is impossible to dry one hand.”
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “The law and order people are…
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “The law and order people are against street crime so long as it isn’t Wall Street.”
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “You don’t throw up. If anyth…
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “You don’t throw up. If anything, you throw out. If you threw up you’d have to get out of the way.”
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “When two planes almost colli…
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “When two planes almost collide they call it a near miss. It’s a near HIT. A collision is a near miss.”
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “When you make a sandwich do…
RT @TheGeorgeCarlin: “When you make a sandwich do you reach down past the first two or three pieces to get to the good bread?”