Quote of the Day: David Glasner

So what’s that you say, Galileo? The sun is stationary and the earth travels around it? You must be kidding! Why any child can tell you that the sun rises in the east and moves across the sky every day and then travels beneath the earth at night to reappear in the east the next morning. And you expect anyone in his right mind to believe otherwise. What? It’s the earth rotating on its axis? Are you possessed of demons? And you say that the earth is round? If the earth were round, how could anybody stand at the bottom of the earth and not fall off? Galileo, you are a raving lunatic. And you, Mr. Einstein, you say that there is something called a space-time continuum, so that time slows down as the speed one travels approaches the speed of light. My God, where could you have come up with such an idea? By that reasoning, two people could not agree on which of two events happened first if one of them was stationary and the other traveling at half the speed of light. Away with you, and don’t ever dare speak such nonsense again, or, by God, you shall be really, really sorry.

— David Glasner, parodying Stephen Moore’s latest WSJ article (Federal Trade Commission)

A Very Unfortunate Time to Say “I Told You So”

I published the following op-ed six months ago:

Aren’t you tired of all the surprises? Don’t you wish, just once, we could¬†prevent a crisis instead of reacting to it?

Here’s your chance.

If you’re like most Americans, you were shocked to learn that the law only required BP to pay $75 million of the damage from its oil leak. You probably felt a little cheated by Congress, which promised your tax dollars to clean up after a company that made over $20 billion in profits last year.

If so, you won’t be too pleased when I tell you that we afford the same kind of protection to our nuclear power plants. ¬† Continue reading “A Very Unfortunate Time to Say “I Told You So””